Showing posts with label WTF friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF friday. Show all posts

WTF Friday: Oy...

Yay for Friday, folks! Up for WTF-dom today...some very special ensembles.

So, first up is the very interesting Ke$ha.

Photo via: Janet Ayer/Splash News Online



Um, right. Blue lipstick and drawn on arm bands is interesting. WTF, Kesha? You're a cute girl with a hit album...no need for the shenanigans.

And then we have the typically stunning Heidi Klum.

Photo via: Ramey

Now I'm all for a fresh face, minimalist look especially for daytime...but oh Heidi...girlfriend this dress makes you look huge. And we all know you are not. That makes it even worse. Step it up, gorgeous.

WTF Friday: Underwhelmed & Confused

Hey friends! Happy Friday to all!

Today's WTF Friday features two super cute ladies...one looking subpar and one choosing a very "interesting" dress. Here we go!

First up is Kelly Osbourne...

Image via: Donato Sardella/Wireimage

Ok...so I understand that Kelly has had a few really bad weeks, so I'm not going to get on her case too hard. But still. Kelly, girlfriend, pick yourself back up and get back on that dating market. This nerd alert ensemble complete with white socks and flats is so unflattering on you. Get yee into a dress, stat.

And then there's the adorbs Blake Lively...

Image via: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images

Chest up and hips down, Blake looks just darling. But then we have this really weird sheer cutout showcasing Blake's navel and cutout flowers. Um. Right. Just because it's Chanel doesn't make it ok. No Blake, sheer corsets are not hot.

That's it for today! Have a super weekend!

WTF Friday: Mrs. Roper & Too Much Rouge

Happy Friday to all!

Our first offender of the day is the adorable Kendra Wilkinson.

 Photo via: Gustavo Cabellero/Getty

Kendra, girl. Oh my. That's a whole lotta print. Even at a luau. Kendra sweetie, please fetch a dress that doesn't resemble one of Mrs. Roper's throwbacks and show off your cute little figure. This dress is making me nauseated.

But Kendra's ensemble is not even remotely as offensive as Lil Kim's...brace yourself.

Photo via: Koi Sojer, PacificCoastNews.com

No friends, this is not a photo from the Moulin Rouge years. This was taken days ago. Her, um, makeup looks pretty fierce. I don't think I have to say anymore, do I?

Have a great weekend!

WTF Friday: A Warm Librarian is Not a Hot Librarian

 Happy Friday to all! I hope everyone had a great week and is looking forward to an even better weekend! Let' get right to the WTF Friday offenders!

First up is the gorgeous and super talented Eva Mendes, who 95% of the time looks absolutely amazing. Not here.


Credit: Stefanie Keenan/WireImage
  
Oh Eva, girlfriend. I really, really hope you're angling for a librarian part in an upcoming film, otherwise this looks heinous on you. It hides your amazing figure and looks super stodgy. Bring sexy Eva back, please, she's so much more fun. 

Next up is the equally as lovely, Liv Tyler.


Credit: Stefanie Keenan/WireImage

Now, don't start drinking the haterade and telling me that Liv doesn't look "that bad", because you're right, she doesn't. The reason Liv is part of WTF Friday today is because she's not dressing to her potential. And we all want to dress (and live) up to our potential, now don't we? Liv, it's 100 degrees outside, there is no need for tights. 



That's it for today, friends! Have a splendid weekend!

WTF Friday...Maybe WTH Friday?

Hi everyone! Happy Friday!

Today's edition should be softened to WTH Friday. It's more like, what the hell were these ladies thinking? Dropping the eff bomb is a little much for these three gorgeous ladies, but they still look a mess.

I think what frustrates me about these (fairly fug) ensembles is that they make these women look much larger than they actually are. And, friends, no one wants to look larger than we are. Write that down.

Let's not waste a moment...here we go! First up is the beautiful Amanda Peet...


Photo via Henry Lamb/PhotoWire/BeImages

This is a heinous combo of a total drabfest and some really ill-fitting clothing. The pantalones' cut is awkward and totally unflattering and the colors make me want to take a nap. And that's not a compliment. Amanda, you have a great figure, please stop hiding it with Gramma's throwbacks.

And then we have Ms. Jessica Simpson. Who, despite her great bod, routinely wears things that make her look more like a linebacker and less like a lady. Exhibit A...

Photo via: Luis Guerra/Ramey

Oh Jess...comon' girlfriend. I understand it's summer and we want to keep cool and all, but these shants (shorts/pants) are uber unflattering. They would be unflattering on anyone, really, when you pair them with chunky wedges that cut off your ankle. This looks sloppy and sad. Fail.

And lastly we have Khloe Kardashian. Who I think is completely adorable and hilarious in her own right...but WTH happened here...?!

Photo via Tommaso Bodi/PR Photos

Oh Khloe. Your hubby is a star basketball player, I get it. You've probably been busy celebrating their championship victory, but why would you wear the longest and largest sheer robe/fug cardi over your cute little stripey dress. You look like Morticia Adams. It's not Halloween, sweetie, put away the costume until October.

Well, folks, that's all I have for today! Do you agree - today's looks were more WTH than WTF?


WTF Friday: Maggie Stole Some Curtains & That's Not Groovy

Yay for Friday! Here's wishing all of you a splendid little weekend. Now let's get to the WTF offenders...

First up is the adorable Maggie Gyllenhaal...who certainly has a quirky fashion sense, but this is just plain fug...

Photo via: Johns Pkl/Splash News Online

Oh Maggie, girl. Someone is missing their curtains?! WTF? Did you tell them that you were going to thief them? This boring blue tent makes Maggie look much larger than she is and that is just sad sad sad. Can I get a tissue? Aw, hell, I'll just use Maggie's dress. She has enough fabric.

And then we have these lovely pantalones from Forever21...and no, folks, these aren't pajamas...


For just $32 you can hop into these pants and take a train straight back to Woodstock. Train ticket not included. Although, from all the photos I've seen from Woodstock even these pants would have been an atrocity. Yowza. These can't be flattering on anyone.

That's it for today's edition of WTF Friday! Have a good one!

WTF Friday: A Bra is Not a Top & Leave it to Cleaver

Happy Friday to all!

Today's WTF Friday brings about two new offenders - both ladies are gorgeous in their own right and haven't made too many WTF choices...until now.

First we have the gorgeous and extremely talented Lea Michele...

Photo via: Dimitrious Kambouris/WireImage

Ummm...she looks like she's doing the potty dance. Or a curtsy. Or maybe she's trying to look sweet and innocent considering she's wearing the equivalent of a swim cover up at a red carpet event. WTF, Lea, put on a top - or a whole dress. A bra does not equal a top. Oh - and please give your bangs a leetle trim. Kthanks.

And then we have Katherine Heigl...

Photo via: Jon Furniss/WireImage

Ohhhhh girlfriend. I'm really ok with hair experimentation, but this is so, SO wrong. WTF. She must have used an entire can of Aquanet. Katherine, pretty please ditch the stylized bouffant - let's leave it to Cleaver, ok?


Have a great weekend, everyone!

WTF Friday: A Onesie War

Hi everyone! I hope everyone has a great weekend and get reeeaalllly excited, because I'll be announcing my very first giveaway on Monday! And it's really purty!

Today's WTF Friday features a tween queen and one multiple (and I mean MULTIPLE) offender....both battling in out over onesies.

     Photo via INFphoto

Oh Miley. I know you're "just being Miley", and trust me, girlfriend I AM just a touch jealous that you can sport an olive green onesie. BUT comon' sweetheart, this is not appropriate for anyone but Lady Gaga and it looks like you lost your pantalones. We all get it - amen to teen angst and updating your image, but looking like a pants-less olive is not hot.

     Photo via FamePictures

And then there's Amy Winehouse. The 85 lb. wonder. Not only is it completely sad that she's out partying again after oh so many stints in rehab, she just looks totes a mess. Amy, WTF, you're giving houndstooth a bad name. Oh - and her sisters are twice as large as her kneecaps...that's scary.

Happy Friday to all!

WTF Friday: Renaissance Fairs & Nightgowns

Happy Friday to all!

For today's WTF Friday we have two offenders...first up - Lily Allen.

Credit: Ian Lawrence/Splash News Online

Oh my....oh my....Lily. Girlfriend looks like she's workin' at a renaissance festival (btw - they kind of scare me) or maybe she's playing dress up for the new Robin Hood flick. In any case, I don't see a massivo turkey leg in her hand, so this frock fails. FAILS. In addition, this color is kinda heinous on her - it's drab and oh so sad.

And then there is the lovely Michelle Williams in Chanel Haute Couture...while I am loving her makeup and the new haircut, I am hating on her couture (styling).

Credit: Francis Specker/Landov

Michelle, my bell, this floppy pink frock is styled soooo poorly. It's too long and too relaxed. It vaguely reminds me of one of those terry cloth, strapless robes. I say WTF, because this dress has may-jah potential - it's Chanel for pete's sake. Michelle, darlin', you give great face - please get a better stylist. You owe it to Chanel.

So, ladies - what do we think of today's WTF Friday? Tons 'o potential, especially with Michelle Williams...remember her ah-mazing mustard Vera Wang? More of that por favor...

WTF Friday: Ms. Mariah and Anthro Antics

WTF Friday is in fulllllll force!

Up first today is Ms. Mariah Carey...oh lawdy...


Photo via: Nathanael Jones/Sam Sharma/Pacific Coast News

And yeeeaaah...I realize that Mariah can dress a little kooky at times, a little "stuck in the '90s"...but I'm sorry, there is NO excuse for hte atrocity above. The too-tight blueberry, cropped sweatsuit with platform heels is just NOT ok. Girlfriend - I am totes ok with sporting a casual look but this does noooothing for you and you look silly. WTF Mariah - please bring back the "Honey" days. You looked put together and fashionably chic.

And then there is the Bunting Peplum Cardigan from Anthropologie...



I have NO problem with the cut or stripey-ness - I think it's quite fetching, actually. No no, the reason that this sweet little cardi makes it into my WTF Friday is because of its price. It's $248.

WTF, Anthro. I don't care if it's Leifsdottir. It's a cute, cotton cardi - $248 is insane. INSANE. Does it wash my car for me? Because at $248, it absolutely should.

So, folks those are my WTFs of the day! Any to share?

Have a wonderful weekend!

Shoutout to my fabulous friend, Cathy - she's graduating and earning her MBA this weekend! HOORAY!

Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!


WTF Friday: Belly Baring Wackness & Pocahontas Plays Dress Up

Happy Friday to all! Today's edition of WTF Friday features two really gorgeous, talented women - in completely odd ensembles. Let's get it started...

First up is Beyonce - who typically looks supa fierce. But not so much here...


Um...B, I love your...hair....but I really don't get anything else that you're sportin' here. Can someone tell me why the 'eff belly baring shirts are coming back into style? B looks like she tore off a mini curtain and hung it on her shoulders. Not cute.

And then there's the adorable Katy Perry who is really adventurous with her style...and she can usually pull it off...until she dons a Pocahontas look...


I sat here and thought, ok, maybe alone these pieces could work. And the flat gladiators are kinda fun, but WTF is with the dress and the print AND the oblong fringe? It's such an awkward cut and does nada for her great figure. No, Katy...no more Native American costumes, 'kay? Oh - and what's with the weird pose - rain dance?

I hope you all have a great weekend! Please share any WTF links in the comments below!

 

WTF Friday...Triple Threat

Happy Friday to everyone! Who's excited for the weekend?! Both hands up over here!

For today's edition of WTF Friday I have a few precious photos to share...first up is Ms. Ginnifer Goodwin....


Hmmm...Ginnifer that skin below your collarbone and above your navel is just stunning. Whaaa?? Plus, velvet? I know there have been some cooling trends, but this look is not cool. It bums me out because usually Ginnifer just kills it with her ensembles. This look just dies. It also vaguely reminds me of Silence of the Lambs - you know, when he's preparing his skin suit? I know...gross...sorry. No likey.



And then there is Leighton Meester - another adorable girl with a wonky ensemble. From the front, this dress is actually cute! Then we turn to the back. It's SUPER LEIGHTON! Fly away with your fringe! Either that or she's modeling spring's newest trend - Car Wash Accessories. WTF Leighton - stopit.



And it wouldn't be a true WTF Friday without some randomness from Mischa Barton. Mischa - Christy Turlington called from her 1985 Cosmo photo spread - she wants her outfit back. There is nothing good to remark about this atrocity - the red pumps are an awkward height, the jeans have a horrible fit (and NO one looks good in banana yellow jeans), plus keep your belly to yourself - I don't care how good or bad it looks.

Those are today's pics for WTF Friday! What do we think, ladies?!


One more WTF L-insanity Photo for Ms. Chloe

Because Chloe egged me on...

L-insanity with baby powder pouring out of her shoes. Because she hasn't dealt with enough white powdered goods already...





Just say no, kids.

WTF Friday - L-insanity Does It Again

Happy Friday everyone! Hooray! *Friday dance*

Up for WTF Friday today is none other than the classic, the crazy Ms. LaLoca herself.


I mean...comon' Linds. *Bangs head on desk* She certainly has a bi-polar thing going on with her wardrobe. Once moment she's looking like a skank-a-roo and the next she's dressed in grandma's curtains and orthopedic shoes. WTF. You have such potential! Stop it and hire a stylist! Pretty please?

And then there is Forever21...which I really do appreciate for super cheap, trendy wear. But it is inevitable that they will crank out some superfug items like zee one below...

Ladies, feast your eyes on F21's Beaded Fringe Top. Whaaaaa?! It looks like a hair braider got a hold of a white tee and did some heinous things to it. Who in their RIGHT mind would sport this? Oh and if you want to see it on a human, look no further...


You can't even see her whole face but you know she's right about to say WTF did you put me in?

On a different note, I must say HAPPY HAPPY Birthday to my incredible husband! He doesn't read my blog every day, but hopefully he can save a moment to read this little public note of mush.


I have the most adorable, wonderful, warm, funny, intelligent, kind, loving & generous husband. I'm a lucky woman. Happy birthday, babe!

Here's hoping I don't burn the house down trying to cook dinner for you tonight!



Have a great weekend everyone!

WTF Friday: Shenae Grimes & Ke$ha

Happy Friday to all!

Ahhh WTF Friday...we have a few good WTFs to explore today...

First up is Shenae Grimes from 90210 fame...this girl is absolutely adorbs, but WTF is she sportin' here?


I've seen worse, but Shenae - you are such a gorgeous girl! It looks like mini Count Dracula and drunk spice got a hold of you. Belly baring vests are not hot, even when you are. Say it with me...this is not 1998 and I am not Mel B.

And then there's Ke$ha...



Um, no, this photo is not from October 31st. Ke$ha, we know you like to be "out there" and brush your teeth with Jack, but this is so f-ing weird. From the wacky leggings to the multi-colored cape, I am utterly confused. Are we auditioning for the multicultural Grim Reaper or trick-or-treating?!

So, those are just two of my WTFs today! Any to add?


WTF Friday: Stewart Surprise & Mena Mystified

Happy Friday to all! I hope everyone is looking forward to a beautiful weekend - I sure am.

Up for WTF'dom are two lovely ladies...first up is Kristen Stewart.

Kristen is a pretty young lady....but she typically dresses like she doesn't give an F. I say WTF to this ensemble because...
















Photo credit: Photo Agency


WOW. She.Looks.Gorgeous. Love that Pucci dress. I say it's about damn time! WTF Kristen, what were you waiting for? Don't hold back, honey...you need to work it out like this all zee time. Don't go back to the dark side - this suits you just fine.

And then there's Mena Suvari...you know, the girl from American Beauty and American Pie? Super cute...but not when she's sporting this look...















Photo credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
Ummmm...Mena, whatcha got in that hair? Amy Winehouse is not to be copied, girlfiend, you are so much cuter. And that dress, I mean, it could be worse but come on! WTF - did the ruffle wrestle the dress down and firmly seat itself in your 'do? No no, Mena. This look is heinous, even on adorable Mena.

Any WTFs to report?

WTF Friday!

Happy Friday to all! I'm super excited for the weekend as I'll be visiting a very good friend in Hot-lanta! She's one of those friends who loves to shop, eat and say inappropriate things - just like me!

So, speaking of inappropriate things - on to WTF Friday! I tried, and I mean surrriously tried, NOT to include L-insanity again this week. But guess what? I just couldn't avoid it. Her ensemble was just too atrocious. And on to Lindsay...























Oh, look! Lindsay missed her audition for Easy Rider and is doing her best to score the next role in The Matrix. Listen, I have no problem with well-tailored leather pants or even liquid leggings, but what's with the headpiece and the bulky leather jacket? Errrr....fail. Plus, I really support a healthy hair cut. Just sayin'...


And then there is Whitney Port. I typically enjoy Whitney's style, kind of whimsical chic. AND, when a lady has great legs, I agree she should work them. But not quite to this degree. Whitney, WTF - pantalones? We get it, you like short skirts. But one light breeze and you'll be having a Britney moment! !

These WTFs are not the worst offenses by any stretch of the imagination, but hey, it's good fodder for a Friday!

Have a great weekend everyone! I'll likely be posting a few pics from Hot-lanta and share a quick photo shoutout to Kim from Anthroholic to thank her for my amazing new pair of sunglasses. Thanks again, Kim! And happy happy birthday!


WTF Friday: L-insanity Lohan

Happy Friday everyone! It wouldn't be a WTF Friday without some L-insanity Lohan. Linsday is such a pretty young woman - she's also completely wacko. Her fashion choices have spanned from lovely to lazy, cute to crazy and gorgeous to gross. Sad to say - Linds is still riding the bi-polar fashion wagon.

Like the photos below. From left to right....great dress, Linds - nice work. OH - the shoes. WTF?! Nurse Betty found a platform. The center dress - gorgeous, love it - so chic, not a fan of the clunky black pumps, but I'll deal. And then we come to the third look. Apparently Chewbacca wants to be a rapper. Hammer please don't hurt 'em. Note to self and others - always know where your crotch and your caboose are located, do not lose them in your pantalones.

Photo via: Red Carpet Fashion Awards

And one more for good measure...



















Um....Linds. Girlfriend looks like she was leaving a Chicago audition and on her way to a Catwoman call. Baffled. Confused. Crimefighter? WTF?!

That's today's WTF L-insanity. Here's hoping that Ms. Lohan starts dressing up to her potential.

Any WTFs to add?! Have a GREAT weekend!

WTF Friday: Mariah Carey & Lily Allen

Happy Friday everyone! Up for WTF'dom today are Mariah Carey and Lily Allen. Both of these lovely ladies have made notoriously heinous outfit choices in the past and what do scholars say, hmmm?! Yes, the past typically predicts the future. Case and point below...


Um, Mariah...did you raid the dress rack from a 1984 quinceanera? This dress is just fugtastic...and doesn't do a damn thing for her curves. Ack. Plus the color washes her out and that is too much boobage - even for Mariah. One pop and lock and she would give Janet Jackson (circa Superbowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction) a run for her money. Mariah - pretty please hire a stylist.



And then there is Morticia Adams, oh wait, I mean Lily Allen. I get that she's trying to be edgy and dark but this is just laughable. It looks like lovely Lily snagged some hefty bags, found a breastplate from the 1700s and mashed them all together. ACK.

What do you think lovelies, are these not some tragic WTFs?


WTF Friday: AnnaLynne McCord & Kim Kardashian

Happy freakin' Friday! As I mentioned in my posts this week, it has really been a long one for me! So glad the week is ovaaaaaa!

And how about a dub-tee-eff....

First up is AnnaLynne McCord - a repeat WTF offender!

Photo credit: Landov

Oh AnnaLynne. Girlfiend often looks like she's wearing a costume! WTF - Halloween only comes once per year. Miss K offered up another one of AnnaLynne's WTF outfit choices here. Seriously, I'm so confused. In the photo above, she looks a hot mess - a cross between a flamenco dancer and Malibu Barbie, circa 1996. AnnaLynne, sweetie, please hire a new stylist, preferably one with taste - you are way too purty to dress this way.


Photo credit: Jerritt Clark/WireImage

And then we have the gorgeous Kim Kardashian. Kim looks great about 90% of the time, the other 10% she looks a bit...well...odd. Like above. Ohhkay, Kim, we get it, this is your new line for Bebe, but a plasticky bustier over a stretch dress is fug - even on you. And WTF is with the gloves?! And the hood?! Not cute, at all. Walk, no...RUN...to the nearest shopping mall and return this unfortunate ensemble. You can do so much better.

Hope everyone had a great week! Any WTFs out there?